Drunk Pull Poem (a wee bit offensive lol)
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Drunk Pull Poem (a wee bit offensive lol)
Drunk Pull
Another night on the piss...Had one too many again
Pulled an absolute stunner...Should have seen the look of all the jealous men.
Happy with the conquest...At least till the next day
Now awake and sobre and fuck! She's a good argument for turning gay.
Thought you'd pulled a choice bit of booty?
This durty cunt's had more hands up her than sooty.
You run to your mates hoping they won't tattle
For them all to laugh and say they wouldn't ride her into battle.
They all say you better see your physician
For she's seen more japseyes than an oriental optician.
All laughing what the fuck you all about?
She's so ugly even a sniper would take her out.
Now your memorys working and it starts to shout
Oh shit she had a cunt on her like a fuckin gutted trout.
So now your on the piss again so you can try and forget
Will you fuck her tonight again? Thats a safe fucking bet.
Heiro
Another night on the piss...Had one too many again
Pulled an absolute stunner...Should have seen the look of all the jealous men.
Happy with the conquest...At least till the next day
Now awake and sobre and fuck! She's a good argument for turning gay.
Thought you'd pulled a choice bit of booty?
This durty cunt's had more hands up her than sooty.
You run to your mates hoping they won't tattle
For them all to laugh and say they wouldn't ride her into battle.
They all say you better see your physician
For she's seen more japseyes than an oriental optician.
All laughing what the fuck you all about?
She's so ugly even a sniper would take her out.
Now your memorys working and it starts to shout
Oh shit she had a cunt on her like a fuckin gutted trout.
So now your on the piss again so you can try and forget
Will you fuck her tonight again? Thats a safe fucking bet.
Heiro
Heiro- Posts : 1
Join date : 2008-06-30
Re: Drunk Pull Poem (a wee bit offensive lol)
LOL we have another LS poet.
"Mental Note" This reminded me not to get pissed again. EVER!
Reidy- Posts : 41
Join date : 2008-02-22
Location : Emotopia
Re: Drunk Pull Poem (a wee bit offensive lol)
Lol i had the urge to put a lot of *** in that poem but nevermind lol.
Still pretty amusing lol.
Still pretty amusing lol.
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